Girls will tour the United States with Unknown Mortal Orchestra in 2012.

Girls (one of my favorite revelations of 2009) has teamed up with Unknown Mortal Orchestra (one of my favorite revelations of 2011) for a run of 2012 tour dates. They’ll also diverge for a handful of independent shows – Girls will show up at Coachella 2012, while UMO squeezes in some extra love for the West Coast.

Fake supergroup alert? Two yelping bands channeling punk rock grit will spend a month on the bus together? Don’t tell me they won’t be drumming up the walls, busting out raucous shanties to pass the time on out on the quiet, cow-spotted stretches of road in California. I’d pick up an Unknown Mortal Girls album in a heartbeat – I envision snappy backbeats and a raw, claustrophobic lyrical approach. Pitchfork would laud it as a surprisingly cohesive mesh of styles, bestowing upon it a solid mid-to-high-7 rating (a hair short of R. Kelly’s second batch of “Trapped in the Closet” cuts). Please these two are fantastic at featuring city babes in their videos, so you can only imagine what visuals they’d throw down for their lead single.

You hear me, Alt Illuminati? Make it happen. If/when they do, hopefully they take UMO’s lead and come up with a Googleable name. Though I guess I have Girls (the band) to thank for tangentially leading me to this two-parts-hilarious, one-part-bitter gem: Why There Are No Girls in SF.

On with it! Find tickets to the Girls + UMO 2012 tour:

03/01 – Santa Cruz, CA @ Coconut Grove
03/02 – San Diego, CA @ Birch North Park Theatre
03/03 – Phoenix, AZ @ Crescent Ballroom
03/05 – Albuquerque, NM @ Launchpad
03/07 – San Antonio, TX @ White Rabbit
03/08 – Austin, TX @ La Zona Rosa
03/09 – Dallas, TX @ Granada Theatre
03/12 – New Orleans, LA @ One Eyed Jacks
03/13 – Houston, TX @ Fitzgerald’s
03/16 – Englewood, CO @ Gothic Theatre
03/17 – Salt Lake City, UT @ In The Venue
03/18 – Reno, NV @ Cargo

UMO one-offs (find tickets):

02/12 – Los Angeles, CA @ Echoplex
02/24 – San Francisco, CA @ Clift Hotel
03/04 – Vail Valley, CO @ Snowball Festival