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Lesson number 1,500,230 on how to piss off Kanye West: shine a laser in his face. “Hey Joe, I’ve got a great idea!” Not surprisingly, Kanye West stopped his performance last weekend to give that lucky fan a taste of Yeezy’s mind. This NSFW video (scroll to the bottom) goes a little something like this…

Kanye Upset During a Concert

<que> “Flashing Lights” <que>

Song begins..

Kanye: “Don’t f#!k with the lasers back there. Don’t  f#!k with it! Enjoy the light show, chill. Put your hands up!”

Bass line hits.

Kanye: “Stop it. Stop it!”

Song stops

Kanye: “You see this guy right here with the green laser? Don’t f##k up everybody’s show. It’s not a f#!k game.”

Crowd boo

Kanye: “We don’t play around like that. ”You gonna get f**ked up, kicked out, and all that s**t. Chill the f**k out. Let’s go.”

<que> “Flashing Lights” <que>

Track begins again. Stage laser point at the top of Kanye West’s head.

 

This fan probably wasn’t privy to a similar experience that a waiter in a Parisian restaurant experienced earlier that same night. Here’s a synopsis of that experience, but don’t quote us, because we weren’t able to attend–we just heard about it. This is the 500,230 way to piss off Kanye:

Kanye Upset during Dinner Earlier that Night

 

Kanye: “Where my food at? Don’t f**k with it! Don’t f**k up everybody’s meal. It’s not a f**k game.”

Waiter looks at Kanye quizzically..

Kanye: Stop it! Stop it!”

Waiter steps back

Kanye: “You see this guy right here with the apron? Don’t f##k up my meal. It’s not a f#!k game.”

Diners boo

Kanye: “We don’t play around like that. ”You gonna get f**ked up, fired, and all that s**t. Give me my food! I’m hungry!”

Waiter runs back to the kitchen sobbing

 

Well it probably doesn’t come as a shock that earlier the same morning Kanye had a few words with the flight attendant on his way over from Stockholm. Again, we can’t really confirm this altercation, but it’s certainly reason 1,500,228 on how to piss Kanye West off:

 

Kanye Upset during his Flight Earlier that Day

Kanye: “Where’s my moist towel at? Don’t f**k with it! Don’t f**k up everybody’s flight. It’s not a f**k game.”

Flight attendant looks at Kanye quizzically..

Kanye: Stop it! Stop it!”

Flight attendant steps back

Kanye: “You see this guy right here with that funny hat on? Don’t f##k up my flight. It’s not a f#!k game.”

Passengers boo

Kanye: “We don’t play around like that. ”You gonna get f**ked up, thrown off this plane, and all that s**t. Give me my moist towel!”

Flight attendant runs to the back of the plane and cries

Needless to say it would take a long time for us to go through the 1,500,230 ways to upset Kanye West, though it wouldn’t be that difficult to write them. His concert in Paris continued after this altercation, the fifteen or so green laser lights pointing from the top of the stage did too.