KISS will tour the United States in 2012.

#noreally: KISS is hiring a roadie for their upcoming tour with Motley Crue, and they’re looking at our nation’s military veterans as their candidate pool. On NBC’s “Today” show, KISS announced the Hiring Our Heroes campaign in search of one veteran who will assist in building / tearing down the stage as well as operating effects during their set throughout the tour.

The job is open for the duration of KISS’ upcoming US tour, and will last from July 14 through September 25 (which includes pre- and post-tour work/training, we’d assume). Pick up complete info about the Hiring Our Heroes program, and apply by emailing your resume and contact info to¬†HiringOurHeroes@USChamber.com.

KISS 2012 tour dates w/ Motley Crue:

July 20 – Jiffy Lube Live – Bristow, VA
July 21 – Farm Bureau Live – Virginia Beach, VA
July 22 – Time Warner Cable Music Pavilion – Raleigh, NC
July 24 – Aaron’s Amphitheater at Lakewood – Atlanta, GA
July 25 – Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre – Charlotte, NC
July 27 – Cruzan Amphitheatre – West Palm Beach, FL
July 28 – 1-800-ASK-GARY Amphitheater – Tampa, FL
July 31 – Oak Mountain Amphitheatre – Pelham, AL
August 3 – Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion – Woodlands, TX
August 4 – Gexa Energy Paviliion – Dallas, TX
August 7 – Hard Rock Casino Presents: The Pavilion – Albuquerque, NM
August 8 – Comfort Dental Amphitheater – Englewood, CO
August 10 – Ashley Furniture Home Store Pavilion – Phoenix, AZ
August 11 – Mandalay Bay Arena – Las Vegas, NV
August 12 – Cricket Wireless Amphitheatre – Chula Vista, CA
August 14 – Verizon Wireless Amphitheater – Irvine, CA
August 16 – Sleep Train Pavilion – Concord, MA
August 18 – White River Amphitheatre – Auburn, WA
August 19 – Sleep Country Amphitheater – Ridgefield, CT
August 24 – Rock Jam Grand – Junction, CO
August 26 – BOK Center – Tulsa, OK
August 27 – Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre – Maryland Heights, MO
August 29 – Minnesota State Fair – Minneapolis, MN
August 31 – Riverbend Music Center – Cincinnati, OH
September 1 – Klipsch Music Center – Noblesville, IN
September 2 – First Niagara Pavilion – Burgettstown, PA
September 4 – Bridgestone Arena – Nashville, TN
September 5 – DTE Energy Music Theatre – Clarkston, MI
September 7 – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre – Tinley Park, IL
September 8 – Alpine Valley Music Theater – East Troy, MI
September 11 – Allegan County Fair – Allegan, MI
September 12 – Blossom Music Center – Cuyahoga Falls, OH
September 13 – Molson Amphitheatre – Toronto, ON
September 15 – Darien Lake PAC – Darien Lake, NY
September 16 – Comcast Center – Mansfield, MA
September 18 – Toyota Pavilion – Scranton, PA
September 19 – Susquehanna Bank Center – Camden, NJ
September 21 – PNC Bank Arts Center – Holmdel, NJ
September 22 – Nikon at Jones Beach – Wantagh, NY
September 23 – Comcast Theater – Hartford, CT

Watch a fan-shot video of the 2012 KISS performing “Detroit Rock City” on Kimmel. Warning: explosions.